Posted by Zsa Zsa on October 11, 2004 at 18:59:33:
Ohhhh, it has been zuch a long time zhat Zsa Zsa wrote zhat I must stretch out my legs and give myself a quick kick in ze dumpling! (I am working on trying to make it more of a medicine ball, but the bon-bons and the Miller Lites aren't helping Zsa.)
I like to give shout outz to all ze people who have been posting -- thank you for breathing life into an otherwise dead website -- Zouba, admin, Nat, Maria, John, John, Herbert, and Viagra -- bless you all! (especially the latter...not only does it sponsor Nascar, but it sure gets my motor revving -- VROOM, VROOM!!! Zsa Zsa likes.
To Natalie, you never left me with anything. No phone number, no address, no email, hence, NO CAKE FOR YOU!!! (Not knowing if you tied ze knot yet, we didn't know what last name to locate you in the Maryland phone book, phew!! Zsa Zsa's fingers got tired of walking!) Now that I got zhat off my chest...why do all your ex's have your contact info? Or did I miss the exchange line -- oral for Nat's number...just don't get your panties in ze bunch, there will be enough jammed up your ass in five weeks! I do wish the best for you in any decision you make, one more joke, because sometimes I don't know when to quit -- I thought his name had to be Rob to be eligible for consideration. Enough! You probably hate Zsa by now, but Zsa still loves you!! Smooches -- you better shove zhat pot up your cooches.
Maria (activate secret decoder ring):
HFGE COC GORGE UN EJGYRGED PIKV LOTS OF ZNOOD
Today is NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY!!! RELEASE ALL OF YOUR NAUGHTY GERBILS FROM YOUR CLOSETS, NOW!!! They need to breath too you know!
Zsa Zsa