Posted by Zsa Zsa on March 26, 2005 at 23:13:27:
Here comes Zsa Zsa Cottontail, hopping down ze bunny trail, hippety humpety, hippety humpety, Easter's on itz veg, HEY! Now that I have all of you beautiful peeps (well at least most of you) with your very, very scandalous eyes on zhis message (yes, I am talking to YOU!!!) I would first like to vish you all a very, very Happy Easter. And if you are VERY lucky, you may be mistaken for an easter egg and actually get laid! Maria, just a few zhort months to go until Lent is over. Silly Greek, why did you give up ze potang for ze lord? (Even he had a son)
OKay, before I go any further -- WHAT IS ALL THIS BULLZHIT ON ZE MESSAGE BOARD? Have ve gotten zo desperate to fill zhis space that we are allowing such a horrible disgrace? Tsk, tsk, tsk. Zomeone needs a direxhange -- and that's for an active band! Vell, Zsa Zsa says never let go of your dreams -- but vhen they become nightmares, maybe you zhould seek a little assistance or a new URL.
Natalie -- did you miss Zsa? Zsa doesn't miss you. I mean, it has been zo long since you noticed me, talked to me, I am beginning to believe zhat ze straight girl turned gay turned straight doesn't know vhere to turn. (Vell, zhe at least knew to turn avay from me, after all I am CraZy...with a capital 'K'.) Zo, does this mean you have stopped recruiting ze bombshell Maria and ze KraZy Kook Zsa from eating at ze 'Y'? No more carpet munching speeches? No more Birkenstocks vith zocks? No more pressure to be vhat we don't want to be? (I feel a musical coming on...and I guess it is time for Zsa to air her closet...I am gay...a gay man trapped in a loony voman's body...oh, how I love a great interior...vhere is booty buddha when zou needs his highness ze most?)
Maria, Maria...zorry, I know you hate it. But I might as vell step on your toes a bit too. After all, Zsa is becoming zober now and is zo scattered, I don't even know my stomping grounds any more. Zsa knows what got you connected lately, zome new digits. Don't bother handing zhem out -- not like they are going to call. Zsa loves you. "Lean on Zsa, vhen you not ztrong and I'll be your friend, zomeone to carry on..." -- and boy do ve carry on! Hey, at least we are having so many laughs we are actually losing veight! My bon bon vas beginning to look like more of a jelly roll -- now I can shake it, vithout breaking things. (It also leaves more room for Maria's black booty to do zhe thing it does best --shoo! You better back zhat bitch up and let Zsa see your "tootsie roll.")
Zo much zhocolate and only vone day, I shall hippety humpety away...There goes Zsa Zsa Cottontail, hopping down ze bunny trail, hippety humpety, hippety humpety, Easter's on itz veg, OUT!
easter bonnets and baskets filled vith joy to you all!
No matter vhat Zsa says -- Zsa loves you -- even if zhe has to reach down, down, further down, deep down, deep deep down to ze lowest abyss of zhe void to find it,
Love and zmooches,
Zsa
p.s. if you decide to give it a click, you vay blow a load!!!