Posted by John MacCrea on September 30, 2004 at 15:45:27:
So everyone, my band's new album comes out Oct. 5. You bitches better run your a$ses to the store for a most enjoyable purchase. (Don't forget the batteries for the item that was your last enjoyable purchase!)
I was happy to see Maria at Merriweather Post Pavilion this past month. It had been ages...Slick do' ya doe! She's my Bambi -- a little dear! I want a Greek with a short skirt and a longgggg tongue. Da da da da dah, do do do doo *repeat*
Everyone, we are going to be touring in support of our new album, so check it out, just like I do Maria in her tight red sweaters! yum, yum! All about the cleavage. (singing) 'Yesterday, my troubles seem so far away, everytime I hold you dear, everytime you are near, and now I'm not so far away, embracing light in everyday, and I believe in Yesterday, why I had to go, I don't know, I will not say! Yesterday...'
Enough! YOU! THERE! Buy my ALBUM!!!!
thanks, love you all, buy the album,
love,
lots of love with a cherry on top,
(no Maria, you don't appply)
in stores Oct. 5,
the dearest,
(not Bambi)
opera singer that is never there,
I will survive,
with cool blue reason
in the land of race car ya-ya',
trying to change lanes,
love you madly,
John