Posted by John Wayne Gacy on January 20, 2005 at 18:53:39:
so all of my songs are about young hot boy flesh, well that and the stench from the crawl space. "Momma, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys, send them my way, i'll handcuff and betray, give it to them with a dildo, off the evidence, tell the cops the smell is mildew, or sewage...cha cha choke!"
Speaking of choking, I was just choking my chicken post-mortemly in my clown shoes. While we are on the subject of clown shoes, I hear my close friend Ronald MacDonald has been seeking the golden arches of Maria. When he is not entertaining young children with his cast of the Hamburgler, Fry Guys, and Grimace(what food product does he represent?), his gloved hands are caressing the phone handset wishing he was having his happy meal at Maria's "Y". Heads or tails, she gives a great swallow! Boy scouts' honor!
Is it true that Maynard is a necrophiliac? I know how rumors work...think you could get him to swing by my coffin, I mean, all that angst, all that prison sex, he would know how to give it to me!!!
Permentantly hard,
Pogo